"I've always had a problem with the average macho man - they've always been a threat to me."

Random Guy in Car: [In a condescending tone] Hey! You guys look Samoan!
Me: Ok? [Confusion sets in]

Maybe one of the nicer things that someone yelled at me from a car?

Its a lot better than "FAG!" or "GAY!" or "FUCK YOU!".

Not like it bothers me that much to be yelled at from passing cars, but could they not make it an issue over sexual orientation? I get it, your an all-american, beef eating, Affliction wearing, Spike TV watching straight male that likes chicks (not women), explosions, and monster trucks. Fine, but get a life.

I mean, can you believe this?


The priorities of the American male. Scoundrelly conflux in a level to which I can't even understand.

How about just being a human? This isn't fucking the animal kingdom. If your an assclown, no amount of hormonal odors will get a girl in bed with you, people have a brain, with willpower and processes of conscious thought. They will know what your after and your priorities, and if its anything like that video then its not okay.

Random Guy in In-n-Out: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure.
Random Guy in In-n-Out: Why do you go around acting like a girl and wearing girl's pants?
Me: Because this is America, and I feel like it.
(Though they weren't actually girl's pants to be honest, just skinny jeans)
Random Guy in In-n-Out: [Huffing and puffing comments that I couldn't really hear]
Me: Bye!

Stop it. Just stop. Try to act like a human. I hate to be preachy and I know it won't make a world of difference, and I know that I contribute to this culture as an American male, but really.