"Everybody I know who is right always agrees with me."

By the power invested in me by no one in particular, I hereby declare you all popes of the Eristic order of Discord, a member of the Legion of Dynamic Discord (lest you speak to Eris with your pineal gland), under the disorganization of the Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric (POEE) founded by Malaclypse the Younger and Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. Your responsibilities are (but not limited to) the following:

1- To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.

2- To completely rework the Erisian church.

3- To baptise, bury, and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).

4- To excommunicate, de-ex-communicate, re-ex-communicate, and de-re-ex-communicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-self/selves and others (if any).

5- To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia.

Yea verily! So much for all of that...

Here is your card:

Or follow the link: CARD!

Reality is the original Rorschach. Verily! So much for all that.

If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or
if you prefer
don't.
There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.
—Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00032