"Everybody I know who is right always agrees with me."

By the power invested in me by no one in particular, I hereby declare you all popes of the Eristic order of Discord, a member of the Legion of Dynamic Discord (lest you speak to Eris with your pineal gland), under the disorganization of the Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric (POEE) founded by Malaclypse the Younger and Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. Your responsibilities are (but not limited to) the following:

1- To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.

2- To completely rework the Erisian church.

3- To baptise, bury, and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).

4- To excommunicate, de-ex-communicate, re-ex-communicate, and de-re-ex-communicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-self/selves and others (if any).

5- To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia.

Yea verily! So much for all of that...

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